Pastry Wars Timeline
This is the Pastry Wars Timeline. For BoL/SiD, go here.
(All times GMT)
Fri Apr 04, 2008
- 8:54 pm - Fishjp finds the trailhead.
Sat Apr 05, 2008
- 1:16 am - LordIllidan makes the first pastry reference.
- 5:43 am - Omega uses the brownie icon. (and ponies).
- 2:07 pm - Albany invokes the first Twinkie.
- 8:07 pm - Omega shows devine origin of the Twinkie.
- 8:14 pm - ALISDAIRPARK counters with brownies.
- 9:19 pm - elite.fencer unleashes the Spaghetti Monster.
Sun Apr 06, 2008
- 6:43 pm - MrToasty prevents a possibly fatal digression by reminding everyone that 'Blondies' are "light colored brownies."
Apr 07, 2008
- 6:57 am - Omega's 'MidnightTwinkie' trailer.
- 5:24 pm - The PM of this game is crying in a corner somehwere.
- 10:13 pm - Jabba realizes he is being stalked by a giant Brownie of Doom.
Apr 08, 2008
- 3:34 am - elite.fencer's list of Twinkie ingrediants. "I could not find a list of ingredients on line for HoHos *cough*CONSPIRACY*cough*."
- 10:15 pm - Big_Larry points out The Twinkies Project
Apr 09, 2008
- 5:29 am - Twinkie-mobile!
- 4:29 pm - fishjp points out that chocolate Twinkies are called HoHos
- 5:48 pm - Jain "This is the longest snack cake conversation I've ever seen."
- 7:52 pm - tao808 "i feel kinda bad for the pm. s/he probably has great plans that twist one's morals in a knot for this one and we're over here discussing the great power of twinkies and ho-hos. poor guy."
- 11:50 pm - It is revealed that the PM is "creme-filled."
Apr 10, 2008
- 12:41 am - TWINKIE HENGE!
- 1:22 am - "The high-calorie evilness of a truly dark twinkie: deep-fried-twinkies"
- 1:35 am - DeadbyDawn "I smelled all the pastries from one of the other boards and had to look!"
- 1:47 am - The Truly Evil Cupcake for the Shadows!
- 2:50 am - "the cupcake is a lie. (x4)"
- 2:56 am - There is speculation that "the PM has basically crawled under a rock because of all the crazy, useless banter here"
- 3:01 am - PM: "I don't know what happened? There was a TON of talk amongst everyone before the game even started, then all of a sudden everyone fell into sugar shock and died???"
- 4:27 am - Speculation that "longest thread with nothing to go on but a name" is pretty much locked up.
- 4:56 am - We need new recruits!
- 4:57 am - Evil Candy, (now with tooth cracking action)
- 5:43 am - Viagra ice cream
- 6:06 am - tabster uses Twinkies vs. ho-hos sig.
- 7:21 am - Darklight blogs about the phenomenom. Claims 90 recruits
- 12:24 pm - Disclosure: "Warning: This ARG may cause sudden cravings for Brownies, Twinkies, Ho-Hos, miscellaneous deep fried cake snacks and Viagra Ice cream (or combination there of), may turn hair colour blonde and lower IQ, may induce Diabetic seizures, tooth decay, enlarged belly and may cause you to recreate epic battles with your desert."
- 8:10 pm - Chocolate Architecture.
Apr 11, 2008
- 3:55 am - Beacon of Light's Coffee Cream Brulee +5 weapon of diabetic coma.
- 4:36 am - Darkside Corporate offices.
- 4:48 am - Candyland. "Well, we might as well play something while we're here… "
- 5:31 am - White Chocolate Creme Brulee.
- 7:00 am - deep fried Mars bars.
- 8:54 am - Fried Twinkie!
- 2:21 pm - Black and White cookies
- 8:07 pm - Call us Legion for we are many… (skulls)
- 10:36 pm - private smiley reporting for duty.
- 11:27 pm - Lightside skulls
- 11:43 pm - chocolate transformer minions… HA!
Apr 12, 2008
- 12:22 am - mmmmm braaaaaiiiiiiinnnsss
- 1:11 am - a VW beetle covered in 440 pounds of chocolate/awesome/epic win
- 3:53 am - "It's spreading…." (Twinkies in Project Rivard)
- 5:31 pm - PM wrote (in PR) "Seems like my work here is done…"
- 7:47 pm - White Chocolate Nikes "Now I can gain 10 lbs. and jump higher at the same time!"
- 7:55 pm - "Can someone say arteriosclerosis…?"
- 8:18 pm - Chocolate Jesus !!!!!
- 10:41 pm - Jain said, "Ok, for the record, naked chocolate Jesus is totally creeping me out!"
- 11:58 pm - "The one Twinkie to combine them all?"
Apr 13, 2008
- 12:01 am - Comment on the signup page "Thank you for your cooperation. You can continue eating now. - The Management"
- 12:52 am -wiki goes online.
- 12:54 am - PM: "You can't be serious… you created a WIKI already?!? 'I am become death, destroyer of worlds…'"
- 12:59 am - PM: "Christ, this is becoming legendary, and I haven't done anything yet! At this point, no ARG I can create can compare to this… But, OK, I'll create one anyway. Just gotta hurry it up before it gets worse (I know it can… somehow).
- 2:42 am - more of our "lightside" troops: (Peeps)
- 4:32 am - Will 2.0's complaint.
- 5:34 am - "Oh God I can't believe we almost went off topic for like 'counts on fingers' 3 posts! alright… back to the silliness
- 7:36 am - Lightside's "new team guard-dog"
- 10:19 am - "I found a friend for Cocoa-Christ."
- 11:21 am - "All new converts receive free worship garb" (Twinkie T-shirt)
- 2:52 pm - Will 2.0 questions if the thread has a topic.
- 6:07 pm - "You want to see our topic"
- 6:50 pm - WARNING! THIS LINK IS NSFW! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Apr 14, 2008
- 6:41 am - "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Twinkie and Ho-Ho in holy matrimony…"
Apr 15, 2008
- 2:11 am - Pastry Wars logo. (Thanks redct)
- 4:50 am - "We don't kill puppies"
- 10:21 am - "I R Bacon uv Light…"
- 1:13 pm - Jabba: "I was thinking more along the lines of white chocolate being melted down Labradors."
- 1:15 pm - "This is a low blow, Shadows. You'll be hearing from our lawyer."
- 1:24 pm - "Lol…all lawyers are on our side…muwahahahahaha"
- 2:19 pm - Zombie dog.
- 6:14 pm - "Call us Legion for we are many…" (Puppies)
- 6:56 pm - "Come to the Darkside, we DO eat dogs…"
- 7:11 pm - Awwww Puppies!
- 9:14 pm - More reasons to join the Lights.
- 9:51 pm - Darkside blamed for Han Solo's imprisonment.
- 11:00 pm - We Kilt puppies!
- 11:59 pm - "Okay, my first ARG - let's hope I don't make myself look too foolish eh?"
Apr 16, 2008
- 12:01 am - "You obviously haven't read the last 26 pages! You couldn't possibly look anymore foolish than the rest of us!"
- 12:17 am - Updated Beacon banner.
- 12:21 pm - HA! Little did you know, the squirrels are on OUR side!!!
- 12:54 am - Yoda puppie. And proof that chocolate is evil.
- 3:03 am - Dark is better. we have moist, delicious cake and you don't.
- 3:33 am - LordIllidan: "we all know what happened the last time I made a joke in this thread…"
- 5:36 am - "My ass hurts"
- 9:15 am - Kittynator.
- 1:11 pm - Hidden footage.
- 1:17 pm - "beacons also share in the munching of digits."
- 1:44 pm - Jacks unleashes "the power of the mighty dragon"
- 2:12 pm - Tenchizard counters with trap card.
- 9:16 pm - LordIllidan: "I have Jinzo on the field. All trap cards are NEGATED."
- 9:22 pm - Pancake rabbit.
- 9:33 pm - DeadbyDawn: "Long range weapon in the pastry wars??? "FlapJack Rabbitpult"???"
- 9:38 pm - highwind767: "This thread gets more ludicrous each time I look in."
Apr 17, 2008
- 5:07 am - Twinkie Emoticon. Darklight updates the blog, "Decisions, decisions…"
- 6:52 am - ALISDAIRPARK: "Boycott this heresy now, the PM has shown his true allegiance on the latest blog by posting their bumper sticker. With this bais in the game our only option is to spoil, hijack, and destroy. DOWN WITH DARKLIGHT! DOWN WITH BEACONS!"
- 12:17 pm - Jabba: "You twinkie lovers are scary trying to spread the addiction."
- 7:36 pm - Big_Larry "Hey, I may be a Beacon of Light, but I also know the truth about those Twinkies. It's all here in this file"
Apr 18, 2008
- 2:24 am Jubilus: "Ceci n'est pas une pie!"
- 3:24 am Breakfast of Champions!
- 3:36 am - The thread's first trout.
- 3:45 pm - Pancito: "Besides, it's not like there's enough content to save a trout for." (Were you saving that?)
- 3:46 am - Albany: "Are you kidding? There's plenty of content in this thread. Tons! Now about that puzzle, I was thinking it was a ROT-8.. -waits patiently for the moderator ray gun to fade away, laughing nervously-"
- 5:02 am - makeshift_romeo: "We're kinda getting off topic here guys. So to refresh your memory of what we are really here for…"
- 8:56 am - Key Lime Pie.
- 8:09 pm - makeshift_romeo: "I apolgize but I will not be able to partake in the "deliciousness" that is Key Lime Pie. Bad memories to say the least."
- 8:19 pm - Pancito: "Then TWO appologies. And as requested, a cheesecake just for you…"
- 8:36 pm - three layers of scrumtrulescent evil.
- 11:17 pm - BTW in case anyone asks if this thread has a topic…It's now got three!!
- 11:35 pm - Brother Beacons! Sister Beacons!! I have found corruption in our ranks!!!!
- 11:54 pm - Darkside Banner
Apr 19, 2008
- 3:54 am - Albany: "Do you honestly think that you can win over recruits with sex?"
- 10:16 am - Jabba: Ah, but when combined with chocolate… i say it beats Twinkies
- 5:26 pm - Vecheeso: "has this ARG even started? cause its funny how we have 31 pages of things for an ARG that hasnt yet started"
- 6:55 pm - nextday: "Its a light thing. You wouldn't understand."
- 8:21 pm - ncfriend: "whoever said Light cant be 'sexy'?"
- 10:53 pm - Please stay on topic.
Apr 20, 2008
- 6:27 pm - elite.fencer: "I am sorry, my fellow Beacons, but I am afraid that I have been tempted by the Chocolate of the Dark Side and have joined the Shadows. A Beacon's Conversion
- 6:57 pm - jelloarm: "I joined this ARG simply because the wiki was so hilarious… Casting my lot in with the Light Side. So, the question on my mind…
- 8:57 pm - Official logo for the game.
- 9:22 pm - Pancito: "Well, I destegged this and inside found this image.
- 9:32 pm - Albany's Nostradamus report.
Apr 20, 2008
- 2:04 am - Fishjp calls for Nighthawk's participation.
- 3:39 am - Foodfight!
- 5:59 am - The Order of the Chocolate Trout.
Apr 21, 2008
- 2:42 pm - Crunchy Frog.
Apr 21, 2008
- 12:54 am - tabster: "If money is the root of all evil, and it makes the world go round, then evil makes the world go round HA!"
- 3:01 am - The Twinkies Cookbook and "doing my part to get to page 49…"
- 4:58 am - Omega re: ^^^ "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…"
- 8:49 am - Twinkies: Not just for breakfast anymore…
- 7:36 pm - ALISDAIRPARK: "Way back on pg 32 (remember those halcyon days?) two rogue posters blantantly disregarded protocol and posted some rubbish about a code with no mention of pastries or chocolate…"
- 8:28 pm - Cake puzzle.
- 10:06 pm - Rekidk: "Could this thread, uh, be moved to Various & Sundry?"
- 10:38 pm - SHUN THE NONBELIEVER SHUUUUN THE NONBELIEVER.
Apr 22, 2008
- 12:11 am - SHUUUUUNNNN! No cake for you!
- 12:39 am - Rekidk: "No, uh, seriously. :p Like, there's not an ARG or anything going on here, is there? LOL"
- 12:58 am - lostgunslinger2: "O there is…well… will be…ummmm…. here, have a piece of… this tasty circular baked good:"
- 2:00 am - jelloarm: "Is there some sort of Hall of Fame board this could get moved to? Perhaps we should request one. Or simply make one…"
- 2:21 am - Rekidk: "For now, it's going to V&S. Maybe later it'll pass on to RIP." (Ha-ha. So very funny.)
- 2:47 am - Albany: "Noooo! Bumped! AVAST!"
- 4:06 am - ncfriend: "TWINKIE NATION!! RISE UP AND REVOLT!!!"
- 4:32 am - Fishjp "I cant believe they actually bumped it…."
- 4:59 am - makeshift_romeo: "THIS IS CRAP! I almost had a heart-attack when I couldn't find this in N&R. I guess I have to raid every other thread with Twinkies and Ho-Ho's related material. TO THE DELICIOUS CAVE MADE OF PASTRIES-CAVE ROBIN!"
- 7:00 am - Omega's petition
- 7:37 am -Pancito's call to join forces.
- 7:50 am - lostgunslinger2: "Live and let live, ya know?"
- 9:16 am - pancito's rant.
- 10:02 am - Jabba: "I'm hungry.. oh and put this thread back where you found it!!!!!!!!!11oneeleventyhundred"
- 10:31 am - lostgunslinger2: A New ARG (while we await BoL/SiD): Save the Pastry Wars!
- 10:34 pm - Albany: "Despite the fact that there is no real ARG here, there is a huge dose of meme and culture in this thread."
Apr 23, 2008
- 2:20 pm - Tenchizard: "I don't understand how anyone can say this is "various" or "sundry". Look, we beacons of light even have our own hymn"
- 3:44 pm - MrToasty: "Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL wedding cake!" (Deathstar2)
- 3:57 pm - Darklight's blog: "I've been demoted!"
- 10:26 pm - Rekidk relents.
- 10:31 pm - makeshift_romeo: "WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO. PASTRY PARTY AT MY HOUSE! But it's BYOTAHH."
Apr 24, 2008
- 5:34 am - Pancito: "Can we get back on topic here? Lightside's newest weapon
- 7:04 am - Surgeon General's Warning:
- 12:37 pm - Albany's Marc Anthony speech.
- 6:46 pm - Rekidkmoves the thread to Varios and Sundry.
- 10:22 pm - I'll Squish It!
Apr 25, 2008
- 12:03 am - I am soooo chill.
- 4:16 am - jelloarm: "remember remember why we're really here."
- 8:44 pm - Back on subject.
- 9:28 pm - Omega: "We are here today to mourn the loss of Adam Twinkie, beloved ally and pastry. Though he died young, his creamy, gooey innards shall be remembered within the stomaches of the rats, birds, and other virus-infested vermin that overpopulate southern California. May he rest well in Twinkie heaven." RIP
Apr 26, 2008
- 4:22 am - Twinkies, IN SPACE!!!
- 6:37 pm - That's a big twinkie.
- 11:11 amWeighted Companion Cube Cake
- 5:37 pm - pancito offers cake and twinkies
- 5:46 pm - jelloarm: "Just the twinkies, thanks. I don't eat evil.
- 6:00 pm - Agent Lex: "But evil is delicious!"
- 9:41 pm - Who's the craziest Twinkie around? Communist Twinkie!
- 10:09 pm - "I give you The Pineapple Ho-Ho (ta-da!)"
Apr 27, 2008
- 3:54 am - faeryqueen21: "How do you guys get the twinkie emoticon?"
- 5:41 am - Chronus_Valtiel: "Okay, guys, I signed up as a Light Beacon. Is there anything vitally important in the 41 pages I didn't read here?"
- 5:46 am - LordIllidan: "A lot, actually….None of it relates to the game, though."
- 5:48 am - Chronus_Valtiel: "I suppose I could replace sleep with reading it all."
- 7:38 am - pancito: "You can sleep when you're dead."
- 7:38 am - Ho-Ho emoticon.
- 8:49 pm - Monkey Cakes!
- 8:53 pm - and for equal time.. i bring you:.."Cake Monkey"
- 9:19 am - natas: "Found this on accident. And, oddly enough, knew of the perfect place to post it."
- 9:55 am - MrRat: "I can't believe this topics got to 43 pages without the ARG even starting. This is my first ARG and I joined the dark side because as a Scotsman my nation created the fried mars bar."
- 9:56 pm - lostgunslinger2: "I randomly came across this and (between bouts of laughter while rolling on the floor) just had to post it. (The meme spreads to Lost?)
Apr 28, 2008
Apr 29, 2008
- 12:32 am - jelloarm: "Is anyone else a little put out that Hurts To Heal has beat us out in pages…? Although I guess that their ARG is a little more intensive than Pancito's fare… "
- 3:03 pm - Tenchizard: "Well, imagine a twinkie giving birth to another twinkie. That would be… wrong… And now imagine a twinkie giving birth to a ho ho… that would make for a fantastic horror movie, don't you think so? We could even name the ho ho Damian or something like that…"
Apr 30, 2008
- 9:52 pm - Omega: "The Twink and the Ho (A Stephen King production.)"
May 1, 2008
- 3:38 am - redct: "We've got a chat room!"
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