Notable Pastries
And the response from the dark side…

Behold.. the true evil alignment version of Twinkies:

Things escalted beyond pastries…
But sanity prevailed… for a while.
I give you the high-calorie evilness of a truly dark twinkie: Deep Fried Twinkies

The Truly Evil Cupcake for the Shadows! Cream Filling. Like a Hostess Cupcake ON CRACK!!!

We have evil Candy, (now with tooth cracking action)

Re-escalation: The summer house…
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Not to mention Corporate offices!!!

Call us Legion for we are many…
(x4)

(In reply to the reply) Yes but ours turn into these, yes chocolate transformer minions… HA!

check out our new ride for the darkside!!!! it's a VW beetle covered in 440 pounds of chocolate/awesome/epic win

There's a zombie dog to take out your adorable puppies….

Come to the Darkside, we DO eat dogs…

I think we of the Shadows have been both misunderstood and MISQUOTED!!! We NEVER said we "killed" puppies…

We Kilt puppies! /Razz/ (Which may be even MORE heinous!!!)
HA! Little did you know, the squirrels are on OUR side!!!

more irrefutable evidence that dark is better. we have moist, delicious cake and you don't

here is an evil robot kitty of evil cyborgness…… kittynator!

And here is proof the "Oh how holy are we" beacons also share in the munching of digits.



















